Running the Table

This week the forces of civilization go against what can only be described as Louisiana. While a disturbing word, no other can describe the chemical wasteland from which the coon-asses rise like zombies on Halloween and invade Tuscaloosa. We win or end up having to leave in a dune buggy dressed like Mad Max looking for a drive through daiquiri joint and smelling of corn dog.

We are going to run the table because fate commands it. Once we get rid of the LSU scourge then we take the show on the road for the Civil Rights Bowl. While we owe Croom a great deal for getting rid of Foola, you can't get struck by lightning twice.

I have no choice but the beg King Kashmir to modify our bet. I don't want Tony Prentiss to blow his cover buying crack from Bobby Brown or Whitney in the CC, and I think snorting crack off your ass will increase my life insurance premium. What about if I shoot the Death Star (two shots in rapid succession) with two bottles of Kashmir in Atlanta if we make it there. It is about as deadly as crack, but I think legal in most states.

Dreamland

We still have the Dreamland package we could bring.
We're down with whatever, but would prefer fajitas to ham.

lsu menu

carni food is risky with some of the more delicate tummys in our group. norm is prepared to grill or deep-fry anything.

LSU game tailgating logistics

The items to be addressed:
1) Departure time-
Game time is 4pm (Central). The coonasses are going to be out in full force.
I suspect we'll need at least an advanced brigade of the Rogue Boosters will need to go down early to seize our spot (If I'm in that brigade, I'm making a smaller batch of Bloody's this time!)

2) Menu-
There was an early vote of "Carni" food; i.e. let's bring the turkey fryer(s) and fry up whatever inspires us: corndogs, funnel cakes, tater tots, etc.
Alternatively - in this tailgating-shortened season, we haven't had the chance to do some of the popular booster classics: Fajitas, or the honey-baked ham.

Speak up!

The King has spoken

Accidentally posted this (twice) under the UT thread...but it bears repeating>>

Gee...thanks for the charming picture of me pre-UGa.See link for update on Bama v. Clemson August 30, 2008 in the ATLhttp://atlanta.bizjournals.com/atlanta/stories/2007/10/22/story11.html

Kareem Jackson the Man

He was not the man when Da'Cody Fagg lit him up like the Fourth of July in the FSU game, but now I understand why Saban stuck with him. It looks like he is turning the corner and the more man defense we can confidently play the more we can blitz to make up for our bad D-Line. The D was pretty incredible in the second half. If he keeps it up for LSU do we have a chance?

Sadly, I don't think LSU's defense stinks as bad as the Vols. They better look out for the Vanderbilt Earl Bennets.

Bama 41, UT 17: A Glorious Day in Ttown

Roll Tide Roll! Nothing sucks like a big orange! The giant pumpkin has been carved, just in time for Halloween!

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